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1 definition by
Skinny John
asphalt
A fault created by ones ass. A slip of the cheeks, a
rectal passage
malfunction
. A shart. When you accidentally
crap yourself
.
Caution
: Too much
draft
beer and
taco's
may cause an asphalt.
by
Skinny John
February 18, 2009
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