Skip to main content

Definitions by Skervey McCleary

Pool Periscope 

The act of poking one’s wiener above the pool surface to keep an eye on the ladies.
Wheelchair Dan wanted to perv on all the women at the Westin pool, so I told him up periscope, then he did the pool periscope and spotted Rhonda with tha honda.

Uber Blast 

Steve’s Uber rating went from 3.5 to 5.0 stars after he started Uber blasting all his drivers.
Uber Blast by Skervey McCleary December 17, 2021

Thunder Bridge 

The act of laying your wiener from one female boob to the other to bridge the gap
My boss Wes was talking about how he wanted to thunder bridge this girl with a huge rack but was worried he wasn’t big enough.