Skeez's definitions

Salty Cracker

A white girl who lives in a cardboard box. Often found in a bag with other crackers. Tasty if not stale. Goes down well with butter.

My girlfriend is a salty cracker. I like to lick her salty crack.

by skeez October 11, 2004

letting the funk out

Opening a door and/or window to air out the smell of raunchy sex in a room or car.

"Close that window, you're letting the funk out!"

by Skeez September 23, 2012