Alex Salmond Syndrome

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017

D-J

A D-J is an abreviation of "Dead Joke". It saves alot of time and is common slang. Though generally you could say it if someone is annoying you.

What a D-J
You just pulled a major D-J
That numbty just pulled a D-J

by Skating on your Brains March 28, 2009