3 definitions by Sir. James
KMO: akronym for "Kall Meg Opp", blir ofte brukt steder som Sverige og Los Angeles istedet for det mer kjente akronymet HMU "Hit Me Up"
Det regnes som en kulere og mer hipp version av HMU.
Det regnes som en kulere og mer hipp version av HMU.
by Sir. James November 18, 2019
This is where after having butt-sex with a guy/girl the one who just got fucked will take a crap and the other guy will jack off into the pile of shit. People who do this kind of stuff have problems.
Bob: So yeah, me and Grace were getting it on last night, but man, she's really kinky. She wanted me to pull an oreo injectore.
Steve: Ugh, that's a weird girl you got.
Steve: Ugh, that's a weird girl you got.
by Sir. James April 1, 2006
This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.
Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.
by Sir. James April 1, 2006