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A laxbro is a manly lacrosse player. LaxBros have their own language and style that can only be understood by other laxbros. A laxbro nearly always baffles an ordinary human but is never mean to non-laxbros. The language includes broski, brah, and the wall. The style is so complex only a true laxbro could explain it. Normally a white male, but does not discriminate.
Zookeeper: "A tall muscular white man with a stick in his hand tosses a ball to another tall muscular white man while communicating in some sort of language. The laxbro is in its natural habitat."
by Sir Winston Hamilton January 6, 2012
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A homosexual female or male attracted to a straight member of the same sex.

Often confused with a heterosexual male or female having a few thoughts of attraction with members of each respective same sex.
Sam has feelings for Sherman despite knowing Sherman is straight and has no chance. Thus he is sideattracted to Sherman. Attraction Crush

Elder McKinley had feelings for Steve Blade when he was younger, but he turned those feelings off, no longer sideattracted, and is perfectly normal now. Book of Mormon Mormon Turn on Brain
by Sir Winston Hamilton January 9, 2012
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