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Definitions by Sir Uncealot

Aaron Stretches 

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

Aaron Stretches 

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!
Aaron Stretches by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

Corner Guy 

The single greatest human being in the whole universe. He likes to stand in corners for reasons incomprehensible to our pathetic human brains. He likes motorcycles obviously, and he never talks, but his pale blue eyes and charming disposition do him enough justice. He is a fast runner since standard tracks are circular and have no corners so he runs in search of one. His high speed is one of the many theories that surround his appearances in multiple places at once, other theories including an underground tunnel system, teleportation, and cloning capabilities. Also his name is Ryan.
There is no God but Corner Guy and Ty is his prophet.
Corner Guy by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008