3 definitions by Sir Uncealot
The single greatest human being in the whole universe. He likes to stand in corners for reasons incomprehensible to our pathetic human brains. He likes motorcycles obviously, and he never talks, but his pale blue eyes and charming disposition do him enough justice. He is a fast runner since standard tracks are circular and have no corners so he runs in search of one. His high speed is one of the many theories that surround his appearances in multiple places at once, other theories including an underground tunnel system, teleportation, and cloning capabilities. Also his name is Ryan.
by Sir Uncealot April 16, 2008
A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.
by Sir Uncealot May 8, 2008
A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
by Sir Uncealot April 16, 2008