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Yonnabout

Short form of: "what are you on about". (What are you talking about). Takes the strain off the laden tongue by reducing 5 words and 6 syllables into 1 word and three syllables. Yon-a-bout. Often collocates with the insult crableg. Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Pleetka
Pleetka: Yonnabout Crableg!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Rugger bag

A filthy sack of shite. Use this term to describe any little shit! Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Bugger paste

Slimy post sex residue that leads to vaginal squelching for a short time afterwards. Can also be used as a derogative term for anyone you dont like. Can also be pronounced "booergooer Peerst". Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
Did you just follow through dear? Oh no, its just bugger paste darling.
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Son of a bishop

A modification of an old favourite with a replacement of the noun bitch with an apparently less offensive synonym, but think about it.. would you like to be the son of choir boy molesterer? Thought not! Also handy as your less likely to get pulled up for shouting this at the top of your voice!
Ian... You low down, dirty, yellow bellied son of a bishop!
by Sir Toby June 2, 2007
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Gay Snake

Used to describe slimy reptillian like people of a certain homosexual disposition, usually with the first name Sam (Sammy snake from the alphabet). Can be applied in many situations. Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
Sam, really is a Gay Snake!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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gaybian

A generic term used to describe homosexuals of either sex, especially if the person under considerations' gender is somewhat hazey. Obviously a simple merge of gay and lesbian, Coined by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
Look at that gaybian whipping that ginger kid's ass at the bar!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Crackslag

Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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