Yonnabout

Short form of: "what are you on about". (What are you talking about). Takes the strain off the laden tongue by reducing 5 words and 6 syllables into 1 word and three syllables. Yon-a-bout. Often collocates with the insult crableg. Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Pleetka

Pleetka: Yonnabout Crableg!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Banana booit

A term used mainly in football (Soccer, not crappy gridiron) to describe someone who shoots like they have a banana on the end of their leg than a foot. The booit part originates from the word boot, but when pronounced in a yorkshire English accent is pronounced (ban-aah-na) boo-it!

Used at hillsboro to describe the shingled inbringle Michael Boulding ploughing a shot into the stand:
"Fuckin banana booit!"

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005

Rugger bag

A filthy sack of shite. Use this term to describe any little shit! Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Shut the fuck up you stupid little rugger bag!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

the lords prayer

A new Lords prayer for some of you fuckasses out there.

"Your gay, Amen"

Thankyou, Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Shaun

The lords prayer
Priest: "Let us pray... Your gay, amen!"

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

scrot face

Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.

Fuck me that guy is a real scrot face!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Aids biscuit

An Aids biscuit is simply a biscuit made from molecules of the AIDs virus. Also a handy little insult. Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Simons a little aids biscuit aint he! Ye, he's such a little ginger cock sucker.

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Crackslag

Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008