Definitions by Sir Shpants-A-Lot

shpants 

not clam-diggers, not pedal-pushers, not floods, not capris, not culottes, not knickerbockers, not breeches, not bermuda shorts, not pencil pants, just shpantz. When wearing shpants, one might hear the questions "buy me last pape, mistah?"

Hey girl, I like your shpants! I like that you paired them with heels.

shpants by Sir Shpants-A-Lot June 12, 2011