Definitions by Sir Mixnotsomuch

jelly doughnut 

The sexual act of giving it to a woman in the ass and then punching her kidney so when you pull your cock out it will have blood on it.

Bitch was talking too much so bent her over and got myself a FAT jelly doughnut.

jelly doughnut by Sir Mixnotsomuch February 21, 2004

roadrunner 

The sexual act of recieving a blow job while driving and then slamming the womans head into the horn twice and yelling out the window, "thats all folks."

Once she finished I grabbed her hair and slammed her into the steering wheel twice to pull a roadrunner. I forgot I was driving a semi with a air horn.

roadrunner by Sir Mixnotsomuch February 21, 2004