Definitions by Sir Francis Argaf

Turd Burglar

One who takes shit or allows themself to be spoken down to by others.

“Poor Jeff, he always allows his boss to talk down to him, poor turd burglar”

Turd Burglar by Sir Francis Argaf June 8, 2022

Mushroom queen

A woman who appears to have a familiar relationship with the heads of penises, the penis resembling a mushroom

You know Diane? She’s been with 4 guys this week, she’s the mushroom queen

Mushroom queen by Sir Francis Argaf June 8, 2022