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Definitions by Sir Francis Argaf

Turd Burglar

One who takes shit or allows themself to be spoken down to by others.
Poor Jeff, he always allows his boss to talk down to him, poor turd burglar”

Mushroom queen

A woman who appears to have a familiar relationship with the heads of penises, the penis resembling a mushroom
You know Diane? She’s been with 4 guys this week, she’s the mushroom queen