2 definitions by Sir Donnington Smythe

baghdad breakfast

The contents of one's stomach, found on the pavement after a night on the sauce. So called because of the likeness to what vultures feast on at breakfast time in Baghdad, after a heavy night of bombing a village.

"Fuck me, that was close."
"What happened?"
"I nearly stepped into someone's Baghdad breakfast.

by Sir Donnington Smythe August 28, 2006

cuntarsed

Feeling very unwell, due to a large consumption of drink and drugs.

"How do you feel this morning?"

"Totally cuntarsed. But thanks for asking."

by Sir Donnington Smythe August 25, 2006