Sir Donnington Smythe's definitions

cuntarsed

Feeling very unwell, due to a large consumption of drink and drugs.

"How do you feel this morning?"

"Totally cuntarsed. But thanks for asking."

by Sir Donnington Smythe August 25, 2006

baghdad breakfast

The contents of one's stomach, found on the pavement after a night on the sauce. So called because of the likeness to what vultures feast on at breakfast time in Baghdad, after a heavy night of bombing a village.

"Fuck me, that was close."
"What happened?"
"I nearly stepped into someone's Baghdad breakfast.

by Sir Donnington Smythe August 28, 2006