Simon Overmind's definitions

porno bruise

n. A bruising or discoloration occurring on the thigh, shin or calf. They can vary wildly in origin; usually they appear quite unaccountably, and are often seen in adult films. Within such media, these are generally found on women, but can occur on men as well. A theory may be provided that such minor injuries are sexually related.

"She's a pretty hot performer, but not in this video; she's got porno bruises."

by Simon Overmind March 13, 2008

wikipediatrician

n., adj. One who is so deeply embedded within the simplicity of online research culture that they are unable to divorce themselves from Wikipedia or other online sources.

He's such a wikipediatrician, not being able to poke his head in a library book when it comes time to do a report.

by Simon Overmind June 26, 2010