Definitions by Simon Cowels

Captain Kirk 

Work. One's place of employment.

"See you later, I'm off to Captain Kirk"
"Captain Kirk sucks! I'm going on the dole!"

Captain Kirk by Simon Cowels May 24, 2008

Jack and Jill 

Cash register. Till.

"There's not much change left in the Jack and Jill"

Jack and Jill by Simon Cowels May 23, 2008