Sock it & Cock it

Procedure used by those who prefer their partners not to sound like Maria Sharapova in bed, whereby a sock is placed in the partner's mouth to muffle the sound
"Andy placed his sock in Diane's mouth before taking Mr Winkey for a tour of Pleasuretown - Thereby carrying out a text book 'sock it & cock it'."
by Simon Clayden September 10, 2007
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Scanal

Scabby Anal - UK slang for less than clean homosexual sex
"I hooked up with Andrew last night at a Soft Cell concert. He gives good head, but has a real dirty Scanal passage."
by Simon Clayden October 07, 2007
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