Definitions by Simmie

Fisticated 

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.

Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"

Fisticated by simmie April 4, 2015

Chibber

A tool used to stab an individual, mostly foreigners seeking employment during the summers months in northern Scotland.

Tam: Ere Sandy, pass us yer chibber so a can chib that berry buck.
Sandy: Awright Tam jus dinnae tax it aefter, gee it back when yer done.

Chibber by Simmie August 5, 2007

gaggin for it 

Gaggin for it is to be in desperate need of sex - horny as hell. Usually heard by youths in Perthshire - Scotland

Sandy - ere mate that lassie's checkin u oot
(hey, buddy that girl is staring at you(
Hamish - aye a ken man shes pure gaggin for it
(yes i know shes in desperate need of a lay)

gaggin for it by Simmie August 5, 2007