Definitions by Simi Halu

Road Clot 

When a group of drivers all going the same speed down the highway manage to block the entire road so that nobody can pass. It's not a traffic jam because everybody is still moving.

I was doing 75 down the I-10 and expected to get to Phoenix a little bit earlier than expected when I hit a road clot doing 70 mph. It wouldn't break up and allow me to pass and I became part of it.

Road Clot by Simi Halu September 9, 2009

Old Man Crotch 

A fashion favored by older men where their inseam looses the inverted v shape and becomes more squared off like an inverted u.

I can't believe she's actually dating that guy with the old man crotch.

Old Man Crotch by Simi Halu February 28, 2009

effisode 

A fit or rant that contains multiple uses of the "f" word.

When Kayla got kicked off the cheer squad, she had an effisode that would have made Christian Bale blush.

effisode by Simi Halu February 11, 2009