3 definitions by Simi Halu

A fashion favored by older men where their inseam looses the inverted v shape and becomes more squared off like an inverted u.
I can't believe she's actually dating that guy with the old man crotch.
by Simi Halu October 23, 2008
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When a group of drivers all going the same speed down the highway manage to block the entire road so that nobody can pass. It's not a traffic jam because everybody is still moving.
I was doing 75 down the I-10 and expected to get to Phoenix a little bit earlier than expected when I hit a road clot doing 70 mph. It wouldn't break up and allow me to pass and I became part of it.
by Simi Halu September 9, 2009
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A fit or rant that contains multiple uses of the "f" word.
When Kayla got kicked off the cheer squad, she had an effisode that would have made Christian Bale blush.
by Simi Halu February 11, 2009
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