Simeon Alacoque-Suscipperra's definitions

Finger Eleven

In addition to the ten fingers on the human hands, the eleventh "finger" is the appendage between a man's legs.

This morning, I accidentally jammed my finger eleven in a revolving door.

by Simeon Alacoque-Suscipperra December 29, 2004

Friday hat

Negative term for the yarmulke, or the round skullcap that Jews wear on Fridays.

I can't stand those damn Jews, prancing around happily in their Friday hats, thinking they're superior to the rest of the world.

by Simeon Alacoque-Suscipperra September 11, 2004