Definitions by Silly Games

fart text 

The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.

"Damn Jim! That was a nasty sounding fart text you sent!"

fart text by Silly Games December 27, 2017

James Chapeaux

A synonym for a jimmy hat. This term is often used at haughty universities such as Vanderbilt. Elitist private institutions of learning much prefer this proper noun over the more commonly used words uttered by the laborer hordes.

I always don a James Chapeaux when I'm laying pipe after a wine and cheese social.

James Chapeaux by Silly Games January 18, 2010