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Roger Doofenshmirtz

Heinz Doofenshmirtz's chad younger brother. I mean, jacked and mayor of a not shithole city? Absolute Chad
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
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Andrew Wilson

CEO of "They're not loot boxes, they're ethical surprise mechanics!" EA. He is one of the biggest reasons Triple A gaming is so shitty right now, making lootboxes mainstream, ruining numerous formerly great franchises like Battlefield, Mass Effect, Dead Space, Madden, Command and Conquer, The Sims, the list just keeps going on and on, not to mention all the great studios he has consumed.

He has also forced workers into unpaid overtime, often for months on end just so he can shove another fat check into his pie hole after firing those same workers, and perhaps worst of all, inspired much of Triple A gaming to sink to his level. But hey, at least he isn't as bad as Bobby "Activision is a safe workplace free of systemic sexual abuse that has totally not ruined hundreds of lives and I totally do not take part in myself along with other executives" Kotick, though that's pretty much rock bottom for a human being, so really not saying much.
They had to lock Andrew Wilsons Wikipedia page because of vandalism.
by Signup Man December 11, 2021
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Metroid Dread

This game used to be cancelled, wayyyy back in 2008, now its uncancelled in 2021, and won best Action-Adventure game at The Game Awards, and while TGA are rater controversial, its widely regarded by the Metroid Fanbase as the best in the series (especially after the rocky 2010s for Metroid), and is the bestselling Metroid to date. Its also the game with the third longest development cycle, only beaten by Duke Nukem Forever and Clockwork Aquario.

To summarize, it shouldn't have been this good, but it is.
Metroid Dread is Dreadfully good.
by Signup Man December 11, 2021
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Windows XP Background

The magical land where Sonic The Hedgehog awkwardly falls in love with a realistic human.
"The Windows XP Background, hooo, bad memories there, good thing I dumped that bitch"- Sonic the Hedgehog
by Signup Man December 12, 2021
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