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Donkey Kong December is the month in 2021 where Videogamedunkey is forced by Donkey Kong to only make videos with Donkey Kong in them, though he often does only the bare minimum to please the Gorilla Overlord.
by Signup Man December 6, 2021
Get the Donkey Kong Decembermug. CEO of "They're not loot boxes, they're ethical surprise mechanics!" EA. He is one of the biggest reasons Triple A gaming is so shitty right now, making lootboxes mainstream, ruining numerous formerly great franchises like Battlefield, Mass Effect, Dead Space, Madden, Command and Conquer, The Sims, the list just keeps going on and on, not to mention all the great studios he has consumed.
He has also forced workers into unpaid overtime, often for months on end just so he can shove another fat check into his pie hole after firing those same workers, and perhaps worst of all, inspired much of Triple A gaming to sink to his level. But hey, at least he isn't as bad as Bobby "Activision is a safe workplace free of systemic sexual abuse that has totally not ruined hundreds of lives and I totally do not take part in myself along with other executives" Kotick, though that's pretty much rock bottom for a human being, so really not saying much.
He has also forced workers into unpaid overtime, often for months on end just so he can shove another fat check into his pie hole after firing those same workers, and perhaps worst of all, inspired much of Triple A gaming to sink to his level. But hey, at least he isn't as bad as Bobby "Activision is a safe workplace free of systemic sexual abuse that has totally not ruined hundreds of lives and I totally do not take part in myself along with other executives" Kotick, though that's pretty much rock bottom for a human being, so really not saying much.
by Signup Man December 11, 2021
Get the Andrew Wilsonmug. Heinz Doofenshmirtz's chad younger brother. I mean, jacked and mayor of a not shithole city? Absolute Chad
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
Get the Roger Doofenshmirtzmug. I know this already exists, but those were from 2019. They ended up fixing Sonic and the movie actually turned out to be pretty good, if a bit by the numbers, and it also made enough moolah to get a sick looking sequel. Sega, take notes from Paramount on this one, and actually make a good Sonic Game (Mania doesn't count, that was mostly outsourced)
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
Get the The Sonic The Hedgehog Moviemug.