Definitions by Sig Machee

hoyes 

a round, obnoxious hypocrite with an appetite for trans fats and the sausage of various bello(s)

Brett: "Blake! you gotta get that Hoyes away from my Bello!"
Blake: "Don't worry, that Hoyes will be coming home with me tonight"

hoyes by Sig Machee April 16, 2008