Shrek pillow's definitions

Benology

The study of annoying retarded people. You can use the 1-Ben scale to determine how annoying and retarded people are.

On a scale of 1-Ben, Paul is about a 5. (The higher the number the more annoying they are)
Elias studies Benology and hates his job.

by Shrek pillow October 23, 2022

Kapitan Pavel

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.

Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan

by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021