Definitions by Shittles the teddy bear

Don’t-let-go advice 

Advice that someone gives you in a time of need, but is completely useless because it’s so obvious.

Dude1: « do you know where the tv remote went ? »
Dude 2: « did you look in between the cushions ? »
Dude1: (sarcasticly)Thanks, dude! That’s some real don’t-let-go advice right there ! »

Don’t-let-go advice by Shittles the teddy bear August 23, 2019

Camping spice 

That stuff that gets on your food when you’re camping and you drop it.

Jerry ate his hotdog, even though it was covered in camping spice.

Camping spice by Shittles the teddy bear August 21, 2019