A mythical being thst resides in fort bend county texas, its microalien that slips in your ear while you sleep, then it shrinks your brain to the size of a pea, then moves it to somewhere insde your mouf, making you lose 50 iq, and makes you speak before thinking.
dill: Yo slime, dont tell her I told you this, but erika said she has a crush on you, if I was you, I'd start slow, then get more comfortable.
slime: I gotchu, 'preciate it dill.
*walks to erika*
erika: heyyy slime, whatcha doin?
slime: I wanna fuck you till you need a wheelchair for the rest of your life
(not even 1 minute later)
dill: Yo slime, how'd it go?
slime: Nigga I got pepper sprayed.
dill: Damn, the hell happened?
slime: I think a damn amoogala got to me.
slime: I gotchu, 'preciate it dill.
*walks to erika*
erika: heyyy slime, whatcha doin?
slime: I wanna fuck you till you need a wheelchair for the rest of your life
(not even 1 minute later)
dill: Yo slime, how'd it go?
slime: Nigga I got pepper sprayed.
dill: Damn, the hell happened?
slime: I think a damn amoogala got to me.
by Shit_.swaggeth December 2, 2024
Get the amoogalamug.