Definitions by Shirley Jimenez

Dirt Road

Streaks left in toilet bowl after flushing.

"Dude did you see that Laura left a Dirt Road in the toilet today. Must be those diet pills she's been popping."

The whispers from your anus, aka a silent fart

I could hear his anal whispers.

The anal whispers were terrible, they snuck out and smelled the place up