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Guelph

Predominantly white, city with extreme rural vibes in southwestern Ontario. Rumour has it guelph has an overwhelming manure odour...everywhere. The type of place where if you didn’t play hockey and have flow you were probably a loser in highschool, and if you did you probably say #guelphforever. Surprisingly produces a lot of hot girls. Yeehaw... see u mediocre ass wipes at boots and hearts.

Toronto Guy #1: That girl has the nicest ass, watch me give her rinse tn

Toronto Guy #2: don’t waste your time man, unless you play jr.B Hockey , are her cousin, or regular franks shes not interested. She’s from .... Guelph.

by Shift pull crank November 6, 2017

Alpha Gamma Delta

Alpha gams are the true picture of elegance and grace. Naturally beautiful , unparalleled GPA’s, and a level of class that you must be born with. Every guy wants to date them and for good reason. They call always remain top tier because of highly selective nature.

Freshman 1 : I wish I was in alpha gamma delta

Freshman 2: Dont we all ...

by Shift pull crank April 23, 2018