2 definitions by Shid man

When a man dunks his sweat balls in ink and drags it across a surface.
Dave: hey terry wanna go ball shmear the school?
Terry: No! Remember when we almost got caught!
by Shid man November 5, 2021
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When a man grabs his dick like a bat and hits someone with it.
by Shid man November 30, 2021
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