Definitions by Shid man

Dick Wallop

When a man grabs his dick like a bat and hits someone with it.

Dick Wallop by Shid man November 30, 2021

When a man dunks his sweat balls in ink and drags it across a surface.

Dave: hey terry wanna go ball shmear the school?
Terry: No! Remember when we almost got caught!

Ball shmear by Shid man November 5, 2021