Definitions by Shelly Bozdog

great dain 

"Dain" having generally fallen out of use in the English language is mostly used today only in its negative form, "disdain". However, "dain" is making a comeback among teens and twenties.

great + dain (admiration, adoration, adulation, awe, esteem, respect, reverance).

VINCE VAUGHN: Jennifer, I look upon you with great dain! And Brad was a fucking retard to dump a red hot angel like you for a red hot slut like Anjolina. They'll probably die of AIDS while we live happily ever after.

JENNIFER ANISTON: Ooohhh!!! That is sssoooo SWEEET!

great dain by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006

CiNAMA 

Pronounced like "cinema". Someone who is BOTH a CNA (Certified Nurses Aid) and an MA (Medical Assistant).

AT THE INTERVIEW:

HOSPITAL HR: So, what are your qualifications?

POTENTIAL EMPLOYEE: I'm a CiNAMA.

CiNAMA by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

Jack Hoffa 

Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.

PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!

BOBBY: No way!

PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!

BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?

PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.

Jack Hoffa by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

DeLorean

A drink: Irish Whiskey and Coke on the rocks.

The DeLorean was made in Ireland. John Z. got caught dealing Coke (cocaine). DeLorean Motor Company was "on the rocks", ie, bankrupt. But, the drink tastes good!

DeLorean by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

Musclecar 

Vodka and V8. Put two toothpicks over the top of the glass, each with two olives, one at each end of each toothpick. Do NOT cross the toothpicks (the toothpicks represent two axels and the pimentoes four wheels & the green olives four tires. No straws or umbrellas please.

I'd like a Musclecar with a Cheese-Burger Deluxe.

Musclecar by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

Mt. Vernon 

Mountain Dew, Vernor's and #1. White Rum, or #2. Vodka.

I'd like some Cherry Pie ala mode and a Mt. Vernon please.

Mt. Vernon by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006