Shelly Bozdog's definitions

vapple

1/2 Vernor's, 1/2 apple juice.

Vapple is, in my opinion, a lot better than either drink separately.

by Shelly Bozdog November 27, 2006

mexican soda

Soda pop imported from Mexico.

There are several brands of Mexican Soda imported to the USA. They have the usual flavors, but Tamarind, Rose', and Apple are a few distinctly Mexican favorites. Try them, they're good!

by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

CiNAMA

Pronounced like "cinema". Someone who is BOTH a CNA (Certified Nurses Aid) and an MA (Medical Assistant).

AT THE INTERVIEW:

HOSPITAL HR: So, what are your qualifications?

POTENTIAL EMPLOYEE: I'm a CiNAMA.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

waffle stompers

Boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.

"It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."

by Shelly Bozdog August 4, 2006

jeb bush it

"Jeb Bush it!" is an exclamation one yells out when one realizes that a contest has been rigged.

2000 Presidential Election ...

AL GORE: "Jeb Bush it!"

by Shelly Bozdog August 10, 2006

colatte

"Coe-lah-tay" = Cola + latte. The blizzard has you snowbound. You just got done snow blowing and shoveling. You are cold as hell. You're all out of tea and coffee, you can't get to the store, and it's closed anyway. But you have some cola ...

... pour the cola into a large mug, about 2/3 full. Heat in the microwave. It will taste TOO sweet when it is hot, so you have to add water (colafe) or milk (colatte). When you add milk it foams, so that's why it is only 2/3 full. If you add milk (colatte), stir SLOWLY (or it will foam TOO much). ENJOY.

by Shelly Bozdog February 7, 2007