Musclecar

Vodka and V8. Put two toothpicks over the top of the glass, each with two olives, one at each end of each toothpick. Do NOT cross the toothpicks (the toothpicks represent two axels and the pimentoes four wheels & the green olives four tires. No straws or umbrellas please.

I'd like a Musclecar with a Cheese-Burger Deluxe.

by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

skip sister

The step sister of your half sibling, OR the half sister of your step sibling.

MIKE: Okay, Honey, this is my skip sister Elaine.

HONEY: I think I am pretty good at this now! Elaine is the half sister of your step sister Sharon, right?

MIKE: Right!

by Shelly Bozdog June 30, 2006

Old Prescription Bottles

Great pocket sized coin holders,

that's what old prescription bottles are good for.

Remove the label (100% citrus oil) and fill with silver $. Kids 10 & over love these as birthday presents.

by Shelly Bozdog November 24, 2006

piece of pie

To remember how to spell PIECE, just think "Piece starts with the sord Pie, as in, I'll have a PIEce of PIE please".

Jack is always asking me for a piece of pie.

by Shelly Bozdog December 10, 2006

Bucking Broncko

The type of man that all true Cowgirls look for...

...A Bucking Broncko is a man who likes to have sex lying on his back while a cowgirl rides his pony.

by Shelly Bozdog November 22, 2006

great dain

"Dain" having generally fallen out of use in the English language is mostly used today only in its negative form, "disdain". However, "dain" is making a comeback among teens and twenties.

great + dain (admiration, adoration, adulation, awe, esteem, respect, reverance).

VINCE VAUGHN: Jennifer, I look upon you with great dain! And Brad was a fucking retard to dump a red hot angel like you for a red hot slut like Anjolina. They'll probably die of AIDS while we live happily ever after.

JENNIFER ANISTON: Ooohhh!!! That is sssoooo SWEEET!

by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006