Crackhead

A guy who thinks he is hard but actually has a 2 inch cock.

Friend: Hey you need some sleep
Crackhead: mans never sleeps mans is always on full alert the opps are on his case u get me
Friend: he’s on those pills again

by Sheesh Kabab March 22, 2021

Oliver Boyd

Your friend who never kept up with the growth spurts

Friend: hey have you seen Oliver boyd
Other friend: Just like my penis I haven’t seen him in months
Oliver Boyd: why you guys

by Sheesh Kabab March 21, 2021