2 definitions by Sheck E. Sheck
A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.
Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."
by Sheck E. Sheck February 2, 2008
A person who under no volition of his own consumes more boogers than anyone within a five mile radius. Usually considered obscene.
by Sheck E. Sheck February 2, 2008