Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Shaven Haven 3

Bloss floric

When your doing a sixty niner with a chick and she farts up your nose.

Mark. Had a sixty niner with wendy last night.

Nathan. Really ? any good?
Mark. Yeah it Was till she bloss floricked me.

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What's a bloss ripper? A bloss floric when she follows through.

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Uber punch. That night when you're so drunk you don't notice your uber driver fingering you on the way home.

Wow that was a cheap ride but I think I might have got uber punched by Apoo. I remember falling asleep but now my pussy hurts.

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