Definitions by Shane Wilson
Sharpesiosaur
Large or small, seen or unseen, sharp objects that stab, cut or wedge themselves into your skin. Usually caused by not cleaning up your workspace after a project before continuing on to the next.
"Ouch, I have a sliver of metal in my hand, stupid Sharpesiosaur."
"Keep your shoes on, there's lots of Sharpesiosaurs' on the floor."
"Keep your shoes on, there's lots of Sharpesiosaurs' on the floor."
Sharpesiosaur by Shane Wilson April 1, 2017