Definitions by Shane MyDad

ashikan 

Someone with the biggest ass of all time, although he was the smallest penis ever. He is an fboy who has dated at least 13 girls.

Girl: Omg, I have a boyfriend, he has the biggest ass ever and I'm his 10th girl!
Girl's friend: Bitch, you got yourself an ashikan!

ashikan by Shane MyDad December 4, 2016