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Definitions by Shamarucs Cousins

Spam Musubi Kid

Very huge Hawaiian baby that attends Hawiwa Middle School
Spam Musubi Kid: I F'd your mom
Guy #1: You couldn't even get on the bed!
Guy #2: Look at your duffle bag full of spam musubi's!

Guy #3: You literally take up the entire bench fatty!

Egg With oil

One of the rarest sightings in Hawiwa Middle
The Egg With oil is basically bald and rubs oil on it's head

Hello Students 

The Principal of Hawiwa Middle School
Guy #1: Yo dude look it's hello students!
Guy #2: Bro look at him with his horrific posture.

The Mysteries Of KT 

The Social Studies teacher at Hawiwa Middle School
Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out