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The absolute pretence that you are an angel with no baggage or skeletons in your closet and that you are a wholesome, pleasant being with no sexual perversions.
Person 1: Where's that chocolate cake gone?
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.
by Shaker 1903 September 25, 2019
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