Shag Hammer's definitions

Chicken Soup Party

Is when you bring, or are brought, chicken soup when you, or both parties, are sick. Only to completely fuck each other's brains out. Rarely, if ever, does anyone actually eat said soup.

Friend 1 - "Hey man I heard you were sick so I had my sister bring you some chicken soup. Did you like it?"

Friend 2 - "Oh! Yeah bro, it was absolutely fucking amazing! Best chicken soup party ever. I ate her all night!"

Friend 1 - "What? Her?!"

Friend 2 - "What!? Nothing! 'it' I said it. I ate 'it' all night... I gotta go"

by Shag Hammer November 28, 2010