Sovietidium

A metal created by Russian aircraft and tank designers in the second world war. This metal is the hardest substance known to man. Later in the war the Russians modified the Sovietidium into Hardened Sovietidium, which was lighter and stronger allowing even more to be moulded around armoured gun platforms, tanks and aircraft.
Jingles: "See that? My 50mm cannon shell just bounced right off that I-15!"

Oryg1n: Ahhh Jingles you forget that Russian planes are made of Hardened Sovietidium, and fuelled with the tears of virgins.

Jingles: You lucky bastard...
by ShadowsHideAll September 03, 2013
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