2 definitions by Sgt. Sexual Harassment Panda
by Sgt. Sexual Harassment Panda November 19, 2007
The reason why:
-You walk around with a collar and leash. See slave
-Half your shit is gone after the divorce. See owned
-Why you stop having sex after the honeymoon.
-Why you get judged for glancing the wrong direction which happens to have a different girl in it than it.
-You walk around with a collar and leash. See slave
-Half your shit is gone after the divorce. See owned
-Why you stop having sex after the honeymoon.
-Why you get judged for glancing the wrong direction which happens to have a different girl in it than it.
"Stop staring at that other girl! I'm your wife."
"You don't need to get the prenupt. I'll be your wife forever" (O RLY?!?!)
"My wife said she just wasn't in that mood...again..."
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STARE AT THAT GIRL AGAIN?!?! IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?!?! AM I FAT?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! DO YOU HATE ME?!?! MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A DIVORCE!!!!" (I told you)
"You don't need to get the prenupt. I'll be your wife forever" (O RLY?!?!)
"My wife said she just wasn't in that mood...again..."
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STARE AT THAT GIRL AGAIN?!?! IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?!?! AM I FAT?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! DO YOU HATE ME?!?! MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A DIVORCE!!!!" (I told you)
by Sgt. Sexual Harassment Panda November 19, 2007