Sgt. I.M. Nobody's definitions

Jewish Standard Time

A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.

Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?

by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009

Stud Bagel

Like a Stud Muffin, only Jewish

Dude, your wife is a babe, You must be a real Stud Bagel

by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009