3 definitions by Sgt. Baker
The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.
by Sgt. Baker May 11, 2005
This can only be properly performed when you have diarrhea. You run up to someone while they are either sleeping or looking away or somehow distracted, and you shit your liquidy-ass shit onto their head.
The first fraternity party I ever went to, I was chocolate attacked by a 350-pound sack of shit named Jeb.
by Sgt. Baker May 13, 2005
When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy
by Sgt. Baker May 13, 2005