Definitions by Sgt Sparks
Pathological Bitch
A person who operates on pure contradiction and impulsive nonsense, consistently behaving in ways that confuse, inconvenience, or mildly infuriate everyone around them. Often unaware of their own hypocrisy, they drift through life making bizarre, self-sabotaging choices while insisting they’re completely reasonable.
Dude, Tony left halfway through the movie without saying anything, spent the whole night talking about how progressive he is, got mad when someone said ‘retarded’ but then used it himself like ten minutes later, and somehow decided to walk five miles home drunk instead of taking an Uber. Tony…an absolute pathological bitch.
Pathological Bitch by Sgt Sparks April 17, 2026
Tony-ricing
A condition that occurs when part of the large intestine slips outside the anus.
Rectal prolapse typically occurs in older women, but it can occur in men and women of any age. Risk factors include multiple births and vaginal delivery.
Rectal prolapse can create an inability to control bowel movements, causing stool to leak from the rectum.
Early management includes fluids and pelvic floor exercises. Most people will eventually need surgery.
Rectal prolapse typically occurs in older women, but it can occur in men and women of any age. Risk factors include multiple births and vaginal delivery.
Rectal prolapse can create an inability to control bowel movements, causing stool to leak from the rectum.
Early management includes fluids and pelvic floor exercises. Most people will eventually need surgery.
Tony-ricing by Sgt Sparks December 1, 2024