Definitions by Seymour Van Dors

Caggot 

Caggot is a cross between "Cat" and "Faggot". Its basically a guy who is tupidly convinced to don Cat ears and a tail for the promise of pussy from a chick on the internet. But then those pics are leaked.

"Wow Jon Hillstrom, you are such a Caggot"

Caggot by Seymour Van Dors October 10, 2014

Mirror Phobic 

A person who makes absolutely zilch effort on their looks. With a bit of effort anyone can look hugely better but these people are completely disinterested.

Look ate Catweazel over there, is he completely Mirror Phobic?

Mirror Phobic by Seymour Van Dors May 14, 2012

Wankslag 

Is a woman who isnt partial to who she gives a handjob to. She may have issues with penetrative or oral sex but deep down is a slapper. She may even be holding onto her virginity for any number of reasons but you know once she is "broken in" she will go like an express train.

Did you fuck Bridget last night?
No, she cracked me off.
The Bitch did the same with me too, fucking wankslag.

Wankslag by Seymour Van Dors August 29, 2011