Definitions by Seymour Buttz

riding dirty 

When you take a huge dump, and either run out of toilet paper or otherwise neglect to wipe your anus as sung about by the rapper "Chamillionaire" in his song "Ridin' Dirty."

Karl Blessing can frequently be observed riding dirty, as is evident by the fact that he smells like shit.

riding dirty by seymour buttz August 30, 2008

beaver bumper 

lesbian

"check-out those beaver bumpers in their comfortable shoes."

beaver bumper by Seymour Buttz October 28, 2003