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(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)
when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
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a) someone who doesn't deserve the death penalty according to Alan Dershowitz
b) someone who does not, under any circumstances, IMHO deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
a) someone who doesn't deserve the death penalty according to Alan Dershowitz
b) someone who does not, under any circumstances, IMHO deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
Dear Mr. Alan Dershowitz, I disagree with you on the punishment regarding Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, IMHO needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.
N.B: bonus points if you know where my reference concerning the "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" comes from :).
N.B: bonus points if you know where my reference concerning the "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" comes from :).
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