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Finch Rovers 

The Finch Rovers are those lads u see banging in poggers top bins finishes at training before missing 3 open goals at the weekend. However, they're still biggest dub team in East Berks and they're beating Bracknell Colts 21-3 on aggregate over their last 4 matches.

Big up the top shaggers in red and black!
'Hey stepbro wanna play footy like Finch Rovers?'
'Nah sorry stepsis I've had enough footsies with the Rovers boys for one day ' ;)
A man that gets wayyy too much head. Bruh this legend must have the most gorgeous of 12-inches to get that much mouth-to-wang action.

Often plays a brass instrument e.g. trumpet to create sexual tension.
"Yo I wish I could be charles"
"Yeah look at the way he gets blown when playing the trumpet"