Sexier Joe's definitions

ape tackler

A guy who always ends up with the ugliest girl out of a group of women.

(said to your bud after a long night) dude, that bitch was nasty, your such a fucking ape tackler.

by Sexier Joe April 28, 2007

twat mangler

Someone who beats the pussy so hard it is no longer recognizable afterwards.

"Her boyfriend will definently know we fucked, since I am such a twat mangler"

by Sexier Joe April 29, 2007