twat mangler

Someone who beats the pussy so hard it is no longer recognizable afterwards.
"Her boyfriend will definently know we fucked, since I am such a twat mangler"
by Sexier Joe April 29, 2007
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ape tackler

A guy who always ends up with the ugliest girl out of a group of women.
(said to your bud after a long night) dude, that bitch was nasty, your such a fucking ape tackler.
by Sexier Joe April 28, 2007
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