Definitions by SeventhFloorHawk

yuwi samiousa 

When your friend is so drunk they try to say "you win some you lose some" but it comes out sounding like the kind of thing you'd order without knowing what's inside

"Hey Mimi you lost your shoe and stepped in some shit!"
"well folks... yuwi samiousa"

yuwi samiousa by SeventhFloorHawk September 10, 2018

ISMLO 

Acronym for "I shat my life out", which is when you shit so hard and so much, your soul leaves your body for a minute or 2.

"Hey Mimi come have lunch?"
"Nah dude ISMLO I can't get out of bed"

"U up?"
"ISMLO....."
"Ok see you at school"

ISMLO by SeventhFloorHawk September 10, 2018