Definitions by Seth Ream
penisfoot
v. to not waste time or beat around the bush. blunt and straight to the point. the opposite of pussyfoot.
chicks dig confidence so get your balls outta your purse, approach her, pleasantly penisfoot and tell her you wanna take her out, and you'll be smooth sailin'.
frozen samurai
after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.
frozen samurai by Seth Ream June 15, 2007