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Loser

Someone who doesn't give a shit about anyone or anything. Anyone who has the opportunity to be successful but chooses to throw it all away because they don't care about life. Anyone who is 40 and still lives at home with their parents because they have no goals in life and can't maintain relationships because they have no empathy and choose to watch porn all day.
Peter lives with his parents because he wasted his life sitting on his ass masturbating in his room everyday. He chose to be a failure due to his apathetic outlook on life and his only goal in life is to eat spicy food and take a massive shit. What a fucking loser!
by Seth Martin Dresser July 31, 2018
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Apathetic Jackass

A person who doesn't give a shit no matter what. They don't care about anyone and they have no pride. Anyone who would rather sit around and jack off rather than taking the time to get a real girlfriend. Usually spend their paycheck at strip clubs.
Mike just doesn't give a shit. He spent his entire paycheck at the strip club on strippers because he can't get a girlfriend and doesn't care about anything or anyone. What an apathetic jackass!
by Seth Martin Dresser December 21, 2013
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