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Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.

Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!

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The act of shuving a McMuffin inside of a busty Jamaican clunge. And then shagging her. And then eating it out.

Hey bro. I gave shaniqua a clunge raggamuffin this morning. Great breakfast

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